Dream of a Bampira
I always dreamed of being a vampire. The sinister being that haunts the evening by sucking out blood from their helpless victims. They were humans cursed through eternity with the thirst for blood.They are immortals and rule the night. They can change their shape into bats or mist as they
search for their prey.
But eventually they do have their own weakness. They are afraid of the holy cross for God condemn their powers given by the devil. They dispise the smell of garlic, it causes them a burning sensation. A stake stabbed in their heart will rid of their eternal madness. Lastly, the shine of a smiling sun
will pulverize them back to dust.
Pero syempre dahil ako ang nagsulat nito, may mga what if’s akong naisip tungkol sa kanila:
10 things "what if" dracula thingies:
1) What if vampires have rabbit two big front teeth instead of fangs?
2) What if vampires changed their diet and drink only margaritas and pinacoladas?(social!)
3) What if vampires wear pink polka-dot capes instead of dark ones?(imagine bats with pink polka-dot wings)
4) What if dracula accidentally slept on a chest freezer? Will he become popsicle?
5) What if dracula is afraid of heights and everytimes he flies he got vertigo and air sickness?
6) What if dracula doesn’t change into a bat but into a hamster with cute big eyes and big noses?
7) What if dracula’s weakness is counting? Each time, before he bites he counts the number of bats
that swirls above his head?
What if dracula wants to have a tan complexion? will he go to a tanning machine?
9) What if dracula wears false teeth and he was about to bite someone?
10) Lastly, what if dracula is gay and he carries AIDS?
